homework: do me
me: chill out slut
me: can i go to the bathroom?
teacher: what for?
me: TO OPEN THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS what do you fucking think for
If the world does indeed end on Dec 21st…
Ladies and gentlemen, know it has been a privilege blogging with you….
rnax:
someone’s happy meal wasn’t so happy
It was a normal day at the McDonalds drivethru but everything changed when the fire nation attacked
So, am I getting my fries or?
They told Zuko they didn’t serve Honor.
They told Zuko they didn’t serve Honor.
omg
in the shower
me: that's not quite hot enough let me just turn it up to boiling lava.
me: yes good i shall bathe in the waters of mordor.
me: why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
me: i'ma read the back of this.
me: lather, rinse, repeat?
me: why do i have to repeat is your product so shitty it didn't work the first time?
me: hold the fuck up i have to write fanfic in my head real quick.
me: if water is a renewable resource does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in this same water before?
me: eheheheheheheheheheh.
me: but you didn't have to CUT ME OFF.
me: did i already wash my hair?
me: i think i did but i don't remember.
me: i'ma do it again.
me: FUCK I REPEATED.
me: well played, pantene pro-v. WELL PLAYED
me: i wonder what it's like to have sex in the shower.
me: i bet it's awkward.
me: i bet a lot of injuries happen that way.
me: okay time to get out.
me:
me:
me: where the fuck is my towel.
